We are the greatest band in the world.
Our manager/merchandiser/videographer and general all around good guy Paulie2Shirtz is putting on a show at the Creep Store tonight, it starts at 8 come through and hang out. we’ll be there, also beer.
We have exactly 5 test pressings of our debut record which we will be giving away in seperate contests over the next few weeks. Our first contest involves YOU getting all your dumb friends to like our Facebook page, when they hopefully/inevitably do, tell them to send us a message with your name, 2 weeks from today we will tally the results and the person who got us the most likes will receive an extremely rare Goddamnit test pressing and a dry rough HJ from Jared (He might use lotion if you ask nice). In 2 weeks we will have a new contest and so on and so forth. Get us likes get a free record.